I regret a lot of things but most of all I regret my name. You see my middle name is Ian and I always thought that was a much cooler name then David.
When I was a kid I went to Catholic school. I tried to get the nuns to call me Ian but the problem was that Ian is not a Christian name and David is. So the nuns wouldn't call me Ian. Thus began a long hatred towards the church and the name David.
So even though I think it's probably too late I wouldn't mind if people started calling me Ian.
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Comedian, Humor, Writing, Film Making, Screen Writing, Stand Up, Crossbow Training, Acting, Gator Wrestling, and other Crazy Ass Pooh
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- Dave (IAN) McKendry
- New York, New York, United States
- I'm a writer who sometimes gets paid for writing. I'm a stand-up comic who sometimes gets paid for doing stand-up. Other then that I'm a guy who sits at a computer and types non-stop.
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4 comments:
i can't call you ian...you're not british or the dork in an 80's movie.
But we've gotta save the rec center Douglas.
But Mr Wealthington is gonna tear down the rec center for his kitten torture factory and his rich son Thad is laughing at us. Shall we settle this with a dance contest, snow ski race, or boat rigatta?
time's like this, it's all or nothin...
(song 'all or nothing' plays overtop montage of dance lessons, ski lessons, or building a boat)
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