Removing an 18th level Gygax from your party

Geek blogs all over America will be posting their own mourning messages for the late Garry Gygax, Dungeons and Dragons creator. I only spent one summer in middle school as a paper Wizard and spent most of that time dying and being revived, that fucking magic missile ain't worth shit. It was my inabilities with the dice that kept me from being invited back the next summer, that and I kept yelling, "roll to see if I get laid."